colourfulpantsandarainbowhat: WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD (Source: felixdawkins23, via size10plz)

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(Source: felixdawkins23, via size10plz)


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.